Unknown Substance

This recipe will tell you how to make a unknown substance that is edible. I do not know how it will taste because I have never made this.

Ingredients

• 1 liter of water
• 1 liter of milk
• 2 cups mushrooms
• 1 cup carrots
• 5 cups chocolate chips
• 5 liters orange juice
• 7 cups coarse salt
• 1 teaspoon sugar
• 1 pound beef
• 2 cups black pepper

Directions

1. Pour a liter of water, milk, and orange juice in a pot and bring it to a boil.
2. Chop your mushrooms and carrots into small cubes and add it to the mixture. Add your chocolate and beef and mix well. Season your substance with sugar, salt, and black pepper.
3. Boil for 48 hours in a pot until it burns.